Youngs law

Young's law states whoever responds to any statement with the difference between your and you're during a debate.loses the debate and has most likely said something stupid,but still needs to feel smart.

Jon:Your dense, there is no difference between sub and dub people can watch what they like.

Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.

by Imzays April 1, 2021

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In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.

Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.

by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021

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Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

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Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

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