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Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people
Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon
by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
by wangbangpro August 21, 2023
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Dragon Tail

1. When you fart and it follows you.

2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.

A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."

2.

Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
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Spitting that dragon

Similar to spitting bars, spitting that dragon is what artists and rappers do when performing. They are spitting that dragon or “spitting bars” when on the mic.
“Drake was spitting that dragon at the concert last night
by Jackrum March 24, 2022
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Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.
by Psyclouse March 9, 2022
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Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
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dragon ball fan

A species of the Homo-Sapiens. This particular species has about 99.85% of their population not knowing how to read. This is evident when they are presented with such question, such as “Who is the weakest character”, and still choose Goku. The 0.15% of them who know how to read are dumbfounded by the idiotic and moronic behavior perused by the other 99.85% of thier population.
DBZ Macky: who is the worst character
Dragon Ball fans: (chooses Goku)
Me (who is a DB fan who can read): What the f-
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 27, 2025
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