crack pop

Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework

Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?

Yeah, its all crack pop, though.

by ToxicStitches113 May 8, 2019

Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english

"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

FREE CRACK!

a feeling of euphoria when you see it

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023