county employee

A government employee that is overworked and grossly underpaid. Counties generally have an employee shortage while expecting the productivity of a full workforce while paying them wages that would have been adequate twenty years ago.

Sarah- I should hook up with Fred. He works so much so he must be loaded with cash!

Jessica- No he’s broke; He’s a county employee.

by Natespartan3777 December 30, 2017

county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny May 28, 2018

county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.

"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II

by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018

Cuntry

A field full of bitches ready to pop

This house party is a god damn Cuntry Nigga!

by Jordan Jesus Peterson September 27, 2018

County

The domain of a count.

The count ruled over his county with an iron fist.

by namerealpseudonym December 5, 2018

Countrian

The neutral varient of “countryman”; A person that hails from the same Homeland as yourself.

“This is Sally. She’s a fellow countrian.”

by NesFX January 13, 2019

County

when a bitch is making it really tough to smash, so you have to fake clout in order to get inside her pants.

Yo this bitch wasn't giving me the time of day, so I pulled a county and started posting up on the gram with my saving account, now she's sliding in my DM's.

by Badboykcmw June 5, 2019