by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016

A source of energy for some carbon-based life-form. It usually contains flour, sugar and some type of oil or fat. Sometimes, the carbon-based life-form so-called "grandmother" uses a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat to produce cookies for their child's son and daughter.
Hey fellow mortal, do you want this energy source that contains flour and sugar that they call "cookies" that can cause "happiness" and "joy"?
by SpaceDustHunter October 24, 2017

by Yourweedfactsdealer420 May 23, 2018

by notahumidperson June 1, 2022

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

cookie is the cutest dog in the world and there is no dog cuter and if you say there is a dog cuter than her i will decapitate you
by anonymous November 12, 2020

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.
She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019
