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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
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apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix
Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs
by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.
Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?
by bw6984 September 11, 2025
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The Apple Show

This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.
OMG ITS THE APPLE SHOW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018
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rollin apples

yo im rollin apples to smoke from you in
by guccigucciguccigucci August 15, 2011
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Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.
I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018
mugGet the Applesmug.

Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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