The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch
by AlexKINGisAbitch February 24, 2020
Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.
by Lalabala June 27, 2022
the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
person 1: yo who's that
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021
Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.
by panko1 April 24, 2023
Let me drink this Alex
by falc36 December 31, 2021
Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
He is being an Alex again
by dex112233 March 22, 2024