Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023

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Apple

A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.

Yeah... I never buy from Apple. I use Samsung.

by Tree3938 December 22, 2018

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Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019

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Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025

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Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

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