Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021

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Tom Bierton

Bald guy who likes to fuck kids

Look at Tom Bierton fucking a little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

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Tom wales

Has autism, eating disorders, obesity, small Willy syndrome and loves young lads. Tom wales is very caring and is the life of the party.

Tom wales is a beta male.

by Bozzza J April 10, 2022

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Tom

He likes football. He is a awesome handsome 12 year old boy. So many girls like him he is so awesome. Its hard to find the right words to match.

Tom is Awesome.

by MewRealYT October 5, 2017

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Tom Brady

The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.

Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!

by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020

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tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.

Oh my gosh it’s Tom Clay!!

by Sauce bucket December 20, 2017

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