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Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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crazy my beat

Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
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Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
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Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
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Beat it up

Having sex, doing it in insanely dirty ways. Usually in a rented place such as an Airbnb or hotel.
Chaps was beating it up last night.. and this morning!

Beat it up: He was going to town.
by Jqal11 July 31, 2022
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