ho sherpa

1. a person who guides/warns others about ho's based on his/her own experience.

2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.

3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.

Thank god Jill warned me about that barmaid. She really is a ho sherpa.

by Hadji Washington December 15, 2008

ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.

Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!

by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021

fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

HO BAG

Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick

That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 5, 2024

Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.

Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.

by Jewish madam July 6, 2018

sad ho hours

Since sad nigga hours is from 2am to 4am, sad ho hours is from 11pm to 1 am.

“I wish I had a boyfriend, or even some friends.”
“Me too, sis. It’s sad ho hours, so let it out.”

by your-kinky-kitten September 2, 2018