u

Abbreviation for “you”. Typically used by lazy 6-12 year olds who don’t know how to type a full sentence and by dumbasses who dropped out of 6th grade because “it was too hard for me” and don’t know how to read a chapter book longer than 100 pages. Despised by people who actually know how to use correct grammar and how to spell correctly at least 70% of the time. Almost as bad as shortening “at” to “@“.

Person 1: “Hai hw u doin? gucci o nah?”

Person 2: “Speak english, please.”

by nlolhere July 30, 2020

Swigmore U

Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.

Those drunk college students over there are from Swigmore U. I'll be going there next year.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

i sassy u

That is one of the worst things to say it means having a small di*k

someone-say I sassy u

other person-I sassy u

by teo knights December 2, 2020

U R ban

To tell others that they are not allowed to be here.

Also see urban

U R banned

by Clever Penguin January 29, 2024

No u

A come back from an insult used to reverse it on the the person who initially said the insult

Guy: hey you suck at life

You: no u

Guy: *gasps*

by Cayrem May 6, 2019

Slam that mf door if u want too !

A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."

*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"

by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022

no u

basically what people do when u have a person insults ur mom

Person: ur mom gay
You: no u
Person: *dies*

by epicc and thicc April 11, 2019