Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts

person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"

by lixy-boo March 23, 2018

tittie eyes

Tittie eyes is the Ariola and nipple part of the breast

Dam she got some big ooh tittie eyes

by TrunksTheGoat October 14, 2016

Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

pancake titties

The chest of former president Donald Trump.

Her: Have you looked at Donald Trump's pancake titties? It's like he has tits but are pancake colored

by Average_Fan_Of_Everything February 4, 2024

Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.

Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them

by Tmin May 29, 2018