Jake

the best of all he is god there is no other word for him but god or overlord

I wish i was a jake
Or

I wish i was as good as jake

by marelized mapple November 24, 2021

Jake Mccombe

Edge lordd omg so cool I wnna be just like him he’s like the coolest person in Da world why he no use good grammmar? Cuz he’s fookin edgy broo

Jake McCombe such edge lord omg so cool

by PSN:SuperSlimOnDex June 9, 2018

Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.

Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature

"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"

by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Handsome man who stole the heart of someone

Noun to look out for
Jake is a man who stole my friends heart

by Engene002 July 8, 2021

Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021