Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
by Tropicalfire June 17, 2019
“Who’s the prettiest person in the world??”
“Why, that would be August! He is the Prettiest person in the world. He doesn’t understand how perfect he is.”
“Why, that would be August! He is the Prettiest person in the world. He doesn’t understand how perfect he is.”
by someone special lol June 05, 2022
by smackmen December 16, 2022
The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 05, 2022
Danesh is a indian historian who wanted more power after taking the lives of Amir the gyat of india and karami the black blade he was full of rage he now spends his days eating curry and rice along with a side of a planet. due to danesh huge body and build he is a sigma allowing him to mew and mog the planets in our solar system danesh grows powerful everyday can we rise up and rizz his gyat before edges us all
Say look Danesh is taking the moon and crushing it and mixing it into his rice oh dear i wish damon slender was here to mew and mog danesh the destroyer of worlds
by Lucs cousin May 29, 2024
When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.
by identikit June 17, 2016
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