Simp

A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob

Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!

by Thatpussman January 16, 2020

Simp

Ryan

You’re such a Ryan for wanting to date that girl even though you have no chance. Simp

by EmonightmareV July 28, 2021

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Kyle is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.

by The Negotiator 747 July 14, 2020

simp

Anyone named Matthew

"Matthew simp"

by im god May 3, 2020

Simp-le

/simp-uhl/

(French in origin)

adjective

1. A basic simp
2. A mainstream man who not only simps, but also likes mainstream things such as: music played on the radio, Starbucks coffee, and most things advertised on television.

Guy 1: "This new Ariana Grande song is fire! I would bend over backwards just to be in her presence!"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. You're so fucking simp-le."

by Regeven McHesp May 15, 2021

Simp

You. You are a simp. Admit it.

Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..

by You don’t 2 know my name February 25, 2021

simp

a lot of kind of simps on kind believes women are gods, one kind does kind things and want sex for picking up a chip they drop, one kind calls women making saying your bf is (beep) come date me and I am not like other guys (if a guy says I am not like other guys say I am like other women)

bob is a simp he gives 2000$ a week to women online

by trup2020 August 20, 2020