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dank pocket

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.
by wnigwigga November 24, 2014
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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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Pocket Snacks

A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”

Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”

(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)

Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
mugGet the Pocket Snacksmug.

Pocket rocket pussyfoot

A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
by pussyslayr April 15, 2022
mugGet the Pocket rocket pussyfootmug.

Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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Tennessee Hot Pocket

Eating copious amounts of Tennessee/Nashville Hot Chicken, then getting butt fucked burning the person who’s doing the fucking’s dick.
Hey why are you walking so funny? Agh, Tennessee Hot Pocket.
by Axxhole April 4, 2022
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