by Human_person123 December 16, 2021
by Safri_real July 11, 2022
Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022
Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…
by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022
This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
by DiamondGirl4567 April 17, 2009
During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010
Kick a 4 year old day is a day where you kick a 4 year old on December 16. On this day anyone gets to right to kick a 4 year old and with any strength.
by TheToastedToast December 15, 2022