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Middle School

a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
middle school was the reason Jenny went insane
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022
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carencro middle school

all the teachers are fuck ass dick riders all the students suck dick and all the sport teams over here are shit 🖕🏽
shaqueefa: you rock wit carencro middle school?
daquaviontaviousrontraviousen IV: fuck no bitch
by monster 🍑 November 18, 2022
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central middle school

North Shore school in Chicago suburbs where you either know someone that’s gay or in a band, no exceptions.
WJHS KID: Hey do you know that person that is gay and in a band from central middle school?
CENTRAL KID: which one?
by paeuganritual29 September 17, 2022
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Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Laguna Middle School

A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.

Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.
AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School
AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱
by thatonefuckingbozo October 6, 2022
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