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Josh

a guy with a whopper penis. All the girls want him
"man that guy had a humungous penis"
"probably Josh"
by skkkkkkkkkkrrt September 22, 2019
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Erik X Josh

Josh: Hey OCM~ why are you sweating so much? (Josh wiped the sweat off of Erik's face with his index finger) Erik: Me, sweating, hah! I'm not sweating am I? Is it getting a little hot in here? (Erik tugged gently onto his shirt, grinding his teeth, blushing deeply as Josh gently caressed Erik's face with his hand.) Josh: Yeah, you're sweating a lot, how about you take off your shirt?~ (Josh winked at Erik, Erik blushing furiously at his request.) Erik: W-what are you talking about!? (he mumbled, not believing his own ears that he just heard Josh telling him to take his shirt off.) Josh: Stop acting stupid, silly.~ Take your shirt off..~ (Josh got up from his barstool, getting close to Erik, looking him dead in the eyes, holding him by the collar of his shirt as he repeated his sentence, looking at Erik with lustful eyes.) Santiago: Fags. (he muttered, serving the beer that Erik ordered for Josh, placing it down in front of them.) Erik: Hey man, what's your problem!?
Person 1: What is that you are reading on your phone?
Person 2: I'm just reading an Erik x Josh fanfiction.
Person 1: Eww, wtf!
by Real239! September 26, 2022
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josh

he acts really gay. like super gay. unnecessary gay. but hes 100% straight.

hes annoying as hell but you just cant stop talking to him.
" hey josh how are you?! "
* walks away *
by someoneswatchingme October 17, 2021
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Josh

Josh is the type of person who can't do a heist on gta5 and likes riding in the bike tracks but while he's in the bike tracks he takes some kinds riding on there bikes and puts them in his stolen kids ditch
Josh is in the woods stealing some small children on there bikes said his mate
by The man1297 January 4, 2020
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Josh

Josh has a banging personality but can’t roll for shit. has some fucked sleeping pattern. funniest boy and loyal. does random workouts at night cause he’s bored. only goes out for an hour because he wakes up at like 3pm, gets moved down sets in school for beefing teachers cause he think he’s hard.
by joshfan June 14, 2020
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Josh

Josh’s are just as ordinary as you’d expect. Very little to write home about.
You see one Josh, you’ve seen ‘em all
by Jasmine mendez November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh is a quiet and shy guy on the outside but can be nice and romantic. He is never quick to lose his temper and is very calm. If you break up with him he will be pissed off and confused. He doesn’t understand much about love but is very book smart. He is overall Aspiring beautiful intelligent tasteful charming and helpful.
Girl: I love josh!
Other girl: Why? He’s kind of weird.
Girl: Yeah but I still like him.
by OuttaDaWae May 8, 2018
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