Mosquito Water Sports

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

by shifterspeed January 24, 2021

fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

lemon grass water

the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus

Man it smells like lemon grass water in here

by een181 June 11, 2016

Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.

Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!

by jimbob77 January 31, 2019

Russian Holy Water

/n/
Vodka
Just another word for vodka

Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021