ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

Cracked

Refers to content or an experience that someone believes to be incredibly well-made or thought-out. Something that you really enjoyed engaging in.

That new episode of that show was so cracked! I loved every second of it.

by maniacalcarnee October 16, 2025

Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.

"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"

by no snitchin August 10, 2017

don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020

moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat December 29, 2015

Cracked

A term used to describe two people who have participated in fornication.

Did y’all crack? Nah he ain’t crack me because I heard he cracked that chopped girl down the street

by Champaignmom October 10, 2025