known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
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Person 1: Have you seen funky town?
Person 2: The song ? Yeah it’s neat.
Person 1: Nah, i’m talking about something different.
Person 2: The song ? Yeah it’s neat.
Person 1: Nah, i’m talking about something different.
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Get the Sugar Town mug.When you have three males in the same room, they all turn off the lights pull down their pants and stroke each other off until one person nuts, pisses the floor, or shits on the floor. Then that same person loses and gets punished by getting anally penetrated by the remaining two.
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Get the Triple Tack Town mug.A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me
what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
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A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
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