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Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.
Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023
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F5 Syndrome

People who nag constantly about the same issue, as if refreshing their questioneering forum entry ad infinitum.
'Hey John, do you want to see my holidays pics?' x40 in an hour.

'Good lord Dave, give it a rest. Getting real sick of your F5 Syndrome.'
by Onderkenkel April 17, 2014
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MB Syndrome

MB or Michael Bay syndrome

1. A person's need to overdo almost everything, similar to Michael Bay's special effects.
We were assigned a paper for English on Shakespeare. A peer of mine made the choice of writing the paper, and reciting all of Hamlet to the class. He must have MB Syndrome
by RicoSuave9 January 21, 2010
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Eubank Syndrome

Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.
Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020
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Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.
I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome
by Turkeymash August 18, 2014
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Dickerman syndrome

The uncontrollable Urge to undress the guy in front of you during class while making alot of noise and twitching.
Wow that guy must have Dickerman syndrome hes twitching and making alot of noise behind ted.
by Crazykev12 February 21, 2011
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Scorpio Syndrome

When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.

They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.

Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.

If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.
Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.
by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021
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