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shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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dumb as shit

A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.
(online gaming)
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.
by grab October 10, 2003
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shit ape

1. n; a person who scratches his or her body constantly like an ape.
2. a person who always begs for food and takes your drink without permission
1. fuck! that shit ape won't stop scratching himself!!
2. shit! Randy is such a shit ape! he took my food again!!!
by Alex,Sam,David,Ernest March 16, 2009
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For shits and giggles

Nancy: Simon, are you stupid? Why did you steal this beer??? I could give you some money for it!
Simon: Shut up, Nancy, it's just for shits and giggles!
by AKKAMILYARIYA November 11, 2015
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bring that shit in

Symbolizing the bringing in of a bitchin' riff.
Turn the music up... aaahhh..BRING THAT SHIT IN! UNGH!- Zach De La Rocha
by spalmer! July 20, 2008
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smell that shit

A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.

Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.

Can be abbreviated STS in emails.
Whatever monkey, I took that girl home right after you guys left the bar. Come on, smell that shit!
by beaker April 19, 2005
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poo shit

A poodle mixed with a shitzu, also just a really funny word to say instead of bull shit
Thats a crock load of poo shit.
by Kelli Mariee August 27, 2007
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