Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

Fat ride

Ryan Hamilton x

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride

by D__67 July 25, 2020

Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know

Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.

by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025

little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 October 28, 2015

sky riding

a euphemism for farting a lot; passing so much gas that you shoot up into the air

There was cabbage in that soup? Great, I’ll be sky riding in a few minutes

by kuchikopi March 7, 2018

Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair

Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride

by Choptastic October 18, 2018