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Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
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John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey
Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea
by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025
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Tossing the pizza

It's when a Italian man rides you and spins counterclockwise
Hey Mark I just tossing the pizza with your boy Luigi in the gym locker room earlier.
by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025
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Katie’s frozen pizza hole

To accomplish this delicacy one must crack open a ultra scream yeah pour over the katies hole outside on a cold winter day then take a piece of pizza and smear it on the hole and enjoy
John was excited for the first frost that cold Michigan night because Kate was coming over and he was having Katie’s frozen pizza hole
by Pizza bub November 20, 2025
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Cutting the pizza

Often referred to as cutting the pizza or cutting the men referencing gay anal sex
Oh my God guys do you remember when Brayden got caught cutting the pizza with Robert?
by Cutting the pizza November 28, 2025
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Cutting the pizza

Oh my God guys do you remember when Brayden got caught cutting the pizza with Robert?
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Pinapple no pizza

Italians react to pinapple pizza

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The minister of fast food prepared this statement on behalf of the nation in response to this open declaration of war on our most beloved aboriginal pizza named after the North Haiian Ilands and in honor of the Hawaiian Royal family who were granted Amenisty and land in Britsh Columbia

Canada's Favourite Pizza
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Pineapple on pizza, known as Hawaiian pizza, originated in Canada in 1962, created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who ran a restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, by adding canned pineapple to pizza for a sweet-and-savory flavor, naming it after the pineapple brand.

Key Details:
Creator: Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant.

Location: Chatham, Ontario, Canada.

Year: 1962.

Inspiration: Panopoulos experimented with various toppings, inspired by Chinese cuisine's sweet and savory combinations and the general trend of mixing sweet and savory flavors.

The Name: "Hawaiian" came from the brand of canned pineapple used, not the U.S. state of Hawaii.

Legacy: Despite its controversial status, the sweet and salty combination became a global staple.

Canada was granted permission by Napoli to call Pinapple pizza Canadian food because"pineapple is no pizza"
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