jack nut 

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.

God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!

jack nut by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009

The Nut Duster 

When fucking a giraffe in the ass, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scrotum for pleasure.

Small child:Mommy what's that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
Mom:Oh don't look honey, it's just the nut duster, you'll understand when you're older.

The Nut Duster by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut by Calman September 18, 2008

Tag nut 

Slang for when poop or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your butt. It can hurt a lot to pull it out.

Rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.

Tag nut by MissingnoFTW December 5, 2009

honey nut cheerio 

to ejaculate on the vagina of a female and then have a second female consume the cum that is on the vagina.

Yo man, Jessica and Elena gave me a honey nut cheerio last night.

honey nut cheerio by Haywoodjablowmi March 3, 2008

Spontaneous Combust-a-nut 

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly

That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut

Spontaneous Combust-a-nut by Supraman221 March 14, 2011

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

squirrel looking for a nut by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007