When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
by james lebough July 28, 2019
Get the Ninja Turtlemug. noun
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
Get the ninja promotionmug. by FireDasher June 12, 2021
Get the ninja-from-fortnitemug. when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
Get the ninja cloudingmug. A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 12, 2023
Get the Loft Ninjamug. 1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.
2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
by y.cole June 15, 2012
Get the Ninja Attackmug. 