john time

Multiply real time by 150 percent.

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.

by iamthatgood January 5, 2012

John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.

The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.

by KillerSquare December 10, 2011

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

John Amina

John & Amina haven‘t met each other yet. Even though they find each other very attractive an alluring, they additionally understand and respect each other very much. They know in their hearts that they‘re going to meet each other some day. But until then their souls and … drive are connected and wait for that day. John is that type of man that everybody wants. All the girls are after him and Don John knows that. They all text him, love him and run after him like the obsessed girls in the music video ,,Per Ty“ (Mozzik, Nimo, Dardan). But Amina is nothing like that (yes she is, but pretends not to be lol). And that was it. John knew from the beginning that Amina was something special. They quickly connected and became ummm… friends. Who knows, maybe some day that state of relationship will add a plus (+) at the end? Only fate knows if John & Amina will have a lot of fun and tempting things they can do. But until then, stay tuned to see if this special thing will happen

John Amina: a mysterious story that may end in an affair

John: Oohh spo tam sheli po po ta qeli
Amina: ta ha zemren
John: ta ha pi….
Amina: hahaha hesht

by Funsjit November 23, 2021

John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.

If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.

by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023

John Cena

Strong dude

And his name is John Cena

by jjdhcjsjch November 18, 2018

John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.

1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."

by crsalvador November 21, 2018