Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

by Charlie The Moth Man May 24, 2023

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023

Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.

If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?

by Ceedeath October 6, 2023

Ghetto Grippers

Any footwear that black guys wear during sex and refuse to take off. They will be naked 99%, but never remove their socks and shoes. This term isn't brand specific. Acceptable footwear is Timberlands,Jordans,FUBU,etc...

Did you watch Becky get bred black? That dude was naked as hell, never lost those ghetto grippers though!

by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023