May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day
Give your friend money day
by Senire May 16, 2023

No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.
Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
by anonymous December 10, 2020

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by steamingkoil June 20, 2017

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
