by Sqirpion October 15, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David King is Dead By Daylights first queer character, being gay. He’s from Manchester, had rich parents, drank a lot, and was a scrapper. He’s very hot.
Man 1: Did you see the new collection?
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!
by Davidkingsbf December 30, 2024
Get the David Kingmug. by shawmariemal February 2, 2022
Get the cashew, davidmug. Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
by Maddy2014 June 21, 2024
Get the Davidmug. To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
Get the Taking a Davidmug. This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug.