Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

Bi-Straight

A person who is bi but prefers the people of the opposite sex

Max - hey John is John straight

Geoff - no he's Bi-Straight
Max - what is that
Geoff - it means that he's bi but he prefers women

by Bi-Straight guy May 27, 2022

straight nandermo

it's just nandermo

straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."

by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022

Straight Nandermo

the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is

“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo

by baronlover555 May 31, 2022

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022

Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022