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David Belmonte

A famous Younower, Muser and Instagramer who is known for making cute and hot videos and pictures for the internet. Everybody falls in love with this boy.
,,Do you know David Belmonte?"
,ofc he is made of boyfriend material'
,,Go away he is mine"
by carobufty July 9, 2017
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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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David

David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
I met a David, and he was amazing!
by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021
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David boi

by A man man man man May 17, 2019
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David Babymaker

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: Jimmy Intercourse and Ronald Reagan
You know who the best musician is? David Babymaker.
by FirewildX November 23, 2024
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David

A guy that’s obsessed with a girl named Tessa. He only wants her for her thunder thighs.
David is always talking about how he wants to be in between Tessa’s thunder thighs.
by Dhmsgsjjeje September 17, 2018
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David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home
I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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