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taxi bird

The girl or woman who is apparently the ugliest or the worse for wear in the club or other premises at the end of the night, which normally you wouldn't usually entertain or think about seeing her, but as you have little money at the end of the night and need to get home you flirt with her and tell her she is hot in order to get a free lift home.
Hey joe, I'm gonna need a taxi bird at end of night as I'm skint.
by singer61 May 5, 2018
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Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
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Yer Bird

A British term meaning "your girl", as in your girlfriend. Usually said as a insult to a friend about their partner in a similar way to a yo mama joke where "yer bird" is portrayed with very charva or manlike tendencies or traits.
A: "You're shit mate"
B:"Suck your mum, yer bird puts quality street on her satnav"
by ElliotwithoneT August 31, 2025
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Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.
Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!
by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017
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hoagie's little black pussy bird

1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.

2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 19, 2022
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Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024
mugGet the Birdmug.

bird

by cacashrekshusbundo June 22, 2021
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