When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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2. An annoying person who won’t go away.
*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.
2. An annoying person who won’t go away.
*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.
1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”
2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”
** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”
2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”
** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
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Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
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Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
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