chris is so sexy
by princess4dawinn February 11, 2022
Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
by Factsheet November 22, 2021
by biggyjoyboy November 23, 2023
Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.
Chris is awesome
by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023
He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️
Chris is the love of my life.
by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019
Chris is the funniest person in the whole world. He is super caring and everyone loves him. He is blonde and is super cute! He is such a good friend and is very sporty. He flirts like crazy but once in a relationship will give all the attention to the special lady. If you see a Chris you better get with him before someone else takes him first.
by thicccy April 13, 2019