The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
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Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
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Get the The chris mug.A teenager who has brown hair, brown eyes and supports his friends. He lies sometimes but admits it and trust to make things right! He also has almost very kink imaginable. (lol) If you date a Chris he will always hug you say I love you and will never leave you and give you complements every day! He'll try and help as best he can but sometimes he can't. things he likes are Naruto, aot, Minecraft, watching, soccer, walking ect. he's somewhat cubby but exercises as best he can, he has alot of insecurities but I'll not tell them unless he REALLY trusts you. He likes dark humor, and puns and alot of jokes. Somewhat of a snowflake lol.
by Ninjanub July 28, 2021
Get the Chris mug.Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
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