the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has sweaty boobs and they smell like body odor from your armpits.

Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela last night and started sucking on her titties and had to stop because she had Pitty Titties....she was pissed that I had to stop and told her to shower...i'm probably not getting laid for a while

by uncle druuuu September 02, 2020

Titty rake

When a guy scraps the end of his dick across a pair of tits as if he were raking the the lawn

Did you just titty rake me? Wtf?

by drikkity April 03, 2023

roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach

"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"

by crybaby123 February 22, 2016

titty light

The ceiling lights in my apartment.

Person 1: Damn, I wish my girlfriend had breasts like those titty lights you see in apartments

Person 2: Me too, bro

by GCALKCA May 15, 2022

Titty Yarmulke

The removable breast cup that comes inside bras and swimwear.

Darn it, this bra is so nice but these titty yarmulkes make it hard to adjust!

by Rockin RayRay May 30, 2025

Open Source Titties

When a programmer get's horny

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.

by M1staUwU August 20, 2020