morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Ninja

A popular streamer that constantly wins games of fortnite. He gets paid to play video games for a living.

Ninja loves PUBG

by OriginalName123789 August 20, 2018

Ninja

to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral.

-basic ninja:chop to back of neck

-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!

-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.

jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational

by Milk-ninja May 28, 2009

ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.

Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"

by Agent 14 December 16, 2009

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics

Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.

by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019