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Scorpio Syndrome

When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.

They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.

Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.

If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.
Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.
by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021
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Chipotle Syndrome

The beautiful art of making a masterpiece in the toilet, while it stenches the whole bathroom up of various smells such as, Total Toilet Domination, Ass Volcano, and Hurricane Ass-Cheek. Then someone walks into the bathroom, seeing you have recreated Pompeii with your ass. You soon forget about it 48 hours later.
I was eating at Chipotle, when all of a sudden an old grandma was clenching her butt-cheeks and went in the bathroom which sounded like World War III. You really feel bad for the janitors who clean that mess up. That's when I knew she had Chipotle Syndrome
by Turkeymash August 18, 2014
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DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack
Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020
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Dragonfly Syndrome

A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.
Nobody cares about your trips, you have dragonfly syndrome.
by Liploss April 20, 2020
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Diksfertoas' Syndrome

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.
John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.
by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013
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Galloul Syndrome

A tall man with a tennis elbow and a sprained ankle
You seem to have a limp and you are doing something awkward with your elbow, hope you don't have Galloul syndrome.
by LeKhan March 5, 2017
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Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.
That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.
by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015
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