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shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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poo shit

A poodle mixed with a shitzu, also just a really funny word to say instead of bull shit
Thats a crock load of poo shit.
by Kelli Mariee August 27, 2007
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shit missile

An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.

A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.

The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!

(afterwards)

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*

Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
by DEC42 March 13, 2008
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Aw Shit

What you say when all your friends have betrayed you and have said that you could be hurt by a horrible fake Australian criminal
Person 1: Which two of you are Ashley and Jessica?
Person 2: Aw shit.
by DI Barbara de Bologna June 7, 2018
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bring that shit in

Symbolizing the bringing in of a bitchin' riff.
Turn the music up... aaahhh..BRING THAT SHIT IN! UNGH!- Zach De La Rocha
by spalmer! July 20, 2008
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dumb as shit

A complete idiot. Seeing as shit doesn't have a brain, the person being compared to it could be called a mindless moron.
(online gaming)
Player 1: OmFg i am so gosu i just pwned the newbs!11!! 1337 h4x0rz!!1 ^^
Player 2: Stfu man you're dumb as shit.
by grab October 10, 2003
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For shits and giggles

Nancy: Simon, are you stupid? Why did you steal this beer??? I could give you some money for it!
Simon: Shut up, Nancy, it's just for shits and giggles!
by AKKAMILYARIYA November 11, 2015
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