by dgafnem August 28, 2022

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010

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by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
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by Cooperh January 1, 2024
