A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug. 
Get the blockedmug. A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025
Get the Social Chopping Blockmug. by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
Get the Bypress Blockmug. Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
Get the Cat blockmug. 
a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
Get the poo blockedmug.