Cheese n please

The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.

"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."

by sgtbacon November 19, 2014

Double N

A nickname for Jenn, especially when there is a Jen that is always around.

Yo! What up Double N?

by SublimeAmiga February 6, 2009

T&N

The biggest jokes on the face of the Earth. If you see them, laugh in their faces.

He did WHAT?!?!?! On you're WHEN!?!?! And left you WHERE!?!?! Ugh he's such a T&N

by pghdc July 13, 2009

pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement

Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first

by koonmagic November 30, 2010

Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Surf N' Turf

A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.

" We went hoggin the other night and ended up with a Surf N' Turf."

by Stevemando November 29, 2009

Skeet N' Greet

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.

Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.

by jhandy03 October 26, 2011