your mom 

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

your mom by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

blogger mom 

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

blogger mom by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009

Your mom 

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

Your mom by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

Ur mom gay 

Ur mom gay is a term that is used when someone is feeling very evil to call someone’s mom homosexual

Guy “I don’t like ur sketchers”
Guy2 “ur mom gay”

Ur mom gay by PoTubbie May 27, 2018

Ur mom gay 

The worst thing a human being can ever say. Created by Hitler in 500 B.C. It only has one known weakness "no u"

Bob: Ur trash at fortnite I hate you
Carl: oh ya ur mom gay
Bob: no u

Carl: *comets sewer code*

Ur mom gay by Lonzo Balls May 29, 2018

Cheer Mom 

A mom living their life through their child. Every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. Worlds isn't a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at Disneyworld! It's a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. If you're looking for a person to harass a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.

Cheerleader: mom can I go to prom?
cheer mom: NO DUMBASS YOU HAVE CHEER PRACTICE TODAY!

cheerleader: I think I want to quit mom
cheer mom: WTH NO NO!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY! EXCEPT FOR CHEER PRACTICE!
cheerleader's teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom

Cheer Mom by definatedefanition June 2, 2018

Ur Mom Gay 

The worst insult on the planet.

Camden: This sucks bro.
You: Ur mom gay.
Camden: *Blows up.

Ur Mom Gay by peepee_poopoo69420 June 3, 2018