Jake Kelleher

The prettiest, most sexiest man ever who’s so majestic

Yo bro, i’m in love with Jake Kelleher

by iheartjakelator September 24, 2025

Jake Morris

A man who's very sexy and gets all the girls. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet. However sometimes you'll question his sexuality. but if your a Jake Morris then you'll have hoes on top of hoes

Wow, he's such as Jake Morris just want him to have my kids

by JakeypooMaurice December 15, 2022

Jake

A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.

I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.

We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.

by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021

Jake Paul

A complete brainlet who has amassed an army of over 15 million horny tweens.

He also dresses and acts like a fucking degenerate.

Jake Paul insulted one of his own fans today, and no one is surprised

by Used tampon January 26, 2022

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021