by zZoinkice_boy November 24, 2023
 Get the hard eatmug.
Get the hard eatmug. by Elninio December 4, 2023
 Get the Tries way too hardmug.
Get the Tries way too hardmug. by Tmoney  September 15, 2014
 Get the Hard Fademug.
Get the Hard Fademug. person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018
 Get the do it if you’re hardmug.
Get the do it if you’re hardmug. This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
 Get the Hard melonmug.
Get the Hard melonmug.