wombat-fucker

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.

*sees an attractive woman with her child*
Person1 : "That ones quite a wombat-fucker, innit?"

wombat-fucker by genuine australian May 11, 2020

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Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

Furlough Fucker by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020